Many sports teams are firing their old, problematic mascots. This is great news for everyone, but especially great news for our friend, Bort.

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Bort is lovable, inoffensive, and most importantly, is in desperate need of a job. Need a new mascot? Give Bort a call!

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Bort has reached out to a few teams that seem ripe for a change. Check out the cover letters and highlight reel below.

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To date, Bort hasn't heard back, but we'll keep you posted.

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