Many sports teams are firing their old, problematic mascots. This is great news for everyone, but especially great news for our friend, Bort.
Bort is lovable, inoffensive, and most importantly, is in desperate need of a job. Need a new mascot? Give Bort a call!
Bort has reached out to a few teams that seem ripe for a change. Check out the cover letters and highlight reel below.
To date, Bort hasn't heard back, but we'll keep you posted.
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Partner-in-Bort: Nathan Bennet